Just dreamt that I had a little brother. Actually, the little wanker has just recently been born (as in, I went to the hospital to see him for the first time) and he first cried like an ordinary baby, and then, just seconds later, started talking to me as if he was 1 year old. I looked towards my mom asking “How old is he again?” and she told me that he already wanted to start school of some sort to which I replied: “Haha, the little bugger is just like me — good luck! ”.
Beleive it or not, I currently feel as if it would be fun to have a bro that little now.